Stop Losing $135,000 Families to Voicemail.
Sloane answers every admissions call, qualifies families for private-pay readiness, and books tours — 24/7. Even at 10 PM on a Sunday.
14-day tour guarantee. First payment due day 40.
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$135,000+
Average LTV of a single private-pay resident*
47%
Admissions calls that go to voicemail*
14 Days
Guaranteed first booked tour or your setup fee back
Every Missed Call Is a Family Walking to Your Competitor.
The moment a family calls and hits voicemail, the emotional momentum breaks. They call the next community on their list. That community answers. They book the tour.
You lost a $135,000 resident before you knew they existed. This is the revenue leak nobody talks about.
Phone rings
A family is ready to act
Voicemail
No one picks up
Competitor answers
They call the next community
Tour booked elsewhere
You lost $135K
Sloane Works Like Your Best Admissions Director. Except She Never Clocks Out.
Answers Instantly
Every call picked up in under 2 rings, 24/7. No voicemail, no hold music.
Qualifies Privately
Sloane gently uncovers private-pay readiness, care needs, and urgency — without feeling clinical.
Books the Tour
Sloane schedules directly into your admissions calendar in real time.
Sloane always discloses she is an AI and that the call is recorded.
Watch a Real Admissions Call.
This is an actual call — no actors, no scripts.
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Call Sloane. Hear the Difference Yourself.
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Your Scenario
You're the adult child of an 82-year-old parent who recently had a fall. Your family has decided it's time for a luxury senior living community. You've heard about a place called The Marisol in Newport Beach and want to learn more.
Ask about pricing · memory care · availability · what's included
No scripts. No hold music. Sloane will answer in one ring, walk you through The Marisol, and try to book you for a tour before you hang up. That's the whole point.
Ed Shows Up Every Week. So Can You.
Every week, Ed Brancheau hosts a live open session for Elevyr customers. There's no hard stop. He goes until the group is done.
Bring whatever's on your mind — what Sloane nailed, what she missed, a strategy question, a support issue you need resolved, or something you heard about AI that you want to understand better. All of it is fair game.
Ed takes the product feedback directly into split testing and refinement. Every improvement rolls out to everyone. You're not just getting support — you're helping shape the platform your competitors will eventually pay full price to use.
Most customers find they need the session less and less as Sloane proves herself. But it's there every week regardless. No ticket. No queue. Just Ed.
- Live weekly session hosted personally by Ed Brancheau
- Sloane feedback goes directly into split testing and improvements
- AI strategy, training, and what’s coming next — all covered
- Support questions addressed live — no ticket system, no wait
Every Tuesday
10:00am PT · 1:00pm ET
Open to Community plan and above. Show up when you need to. Skip when you don't. The session runs until the group is done.
Community, Campus & Portfolio plans · No extra charge
How Much Revenue Is Walking Out the Door Right Now?
Adjust the sliders to your community. The math is conservative by design.
Industry benchmark: 46–47% (Bild & Co., 2024)
LTV = length of stay × monthly rate. National avg: $135,000+
Annual Revenue at Stake
$2,055,780
per year, left on the table
Based on 28 missed calls/month
Tours Sloane Would Book
51 tours/year
currently going to voicemail
At the 47% industry miss rate
Conservative assumptions: 25% of missed calls are serious inquiries · 60% in-call booking rate · 30% tour-to-move-in (Bild & Co., 2024)
75%
of families go with the first community they speak with
3.5×
higher move-in rate when tour booked in-call
46%
of follow-up calls hit voicemail before you reach them
Sources: Creating Results (senior living consumer research) · Caring.com (n=1,181, 2015) · Bild & Co. 2024 Senior Living Sales Analysis
The Stop the Shop™ Advantage
When a family calls three communities in a row — which is typical — and only Sloane answers, you book the tour before the other two communities even know the family exists.
They'll call back the community that showed up. That's yours.
75% of senior living families choose the first community they spoke with meaningfully. Sloane makes sure that community is always you.
I Built Sloane Because I Watched Communities Lose Families They Never Knew They Had.
I've spent years working inside the senior living industry. The people in admissions are dedicated, caring, and completely overwhelmed. They're managing tours, paperwork, family follow-up, and discharge planning — all at once. And in the middle of all of that, the phone rings.
Sometimes they can't answer. That's not a failure. That's a math problem.
The family on the other end isn't calling to leave a voicemail. They're scared. Their parent fell. The doctor said something that changed everything. They're calling five communities in an hour, and the first one that answers with empathy and competence gets the tour. The tour becomes the move-in.
I built Sloane to solve this specific problem — not with a chatbot, not with a call center in another country, but with an AI admissions agent who sounds like your best hire, answers every call in two rings, and has one job: turn every answered call into a booked tour.
If you're reading this, you're probably not the kind of community that needs to be convinced that missing calls costs you residents. You already know. I built Sloane for you.
One Flat Rate. No Per-Minute Fees. No Surprises.
Wing
≤30 beds
- ✓24/7 AI call answering
- ✓Tour booking
- ✓Private-pay qualification
Community
30–80 beds
- ✓Everything in Wing
- ✓Weekly Admissions Lab
- ✓Priority support
Campus
81–200 beds
- ✓Everything in Community
- ✓Multi-line support
Portfolio
201+ / multi-site
- ✓Everything in Campus
- ✓Portfolio-wide analytics
- ✓Custom integrations
Annual billing = additional 20% off the monthly rate.
Setup fee charged Day 0. First monthly payment due Day 40. Month-to-month. 30 days to cancel.
See full pricing details →The Tour Guarantee.
If Sloane doesn't book at least one tour with a qualified lead within 14 days of go-live, we refund 100% of your setup fee — even if you keep Sloane running. No questions. No hoops.
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