Stop Losing $135,000 Families to Voicemail.
Sloane answers every admissions call, qualifies families for private-pay readiness, and books tours — 24/7. Even at 10 PM on a Sunday.
14-day tour guarantee. First payment due day 14.
As Featured In
$135,000+
Average LTV of a single private-pay resident*
47%
Admissions calls that go to voicemail*
14 Days
Guaranteed first booked tour or your setup fee back
Your 4-Step Sloane Evaluation
Most senior living vendors waste your time before they earn it. We do the opposite. Watch Sloane work, run the math for your community, talk to her yourself, and then decide. About 15 minutes total. No sales calls until you've seen her in action — because if she can't sell you in 15 minutes of evaluation, she shouldn't be selling tours to your families either.
Every Missed Call Is a Family Walking to Your Competitor.
The moment a family calls and hits voicemail, the emotional momentum breaks. They call the next community on their list. That community answers. They book the tour.
You lost a $135,000 resident before you knew they existed. This is the revenue leak nobody talks about.
Phone rings
A family is ready to act
Voicemail
No one picks up
Competitor answers
They call the next community
Tour booked elsewhere
You lost $135K
Sloane Works Like Your Best Admissions Director. Except She Never Clocks Out.
Answers Instantly
Every call picked up in under 2 rings, 24/7. No voicemail, no hold music.
Qualifies Privately
Sloane gently uncovers private-pay readiness, care needs, and urgency — without feeling clinical.
Books the Tour
Sloane schedules directly into your admissions calendar in real time.
Sloane always discloses she is an AI and that the call is recorded.
Watch Sloane Handle a Full Admissions Call
Watch a 5-minute call where Sloane qualifies a family, handles their questions, and books a tour — all without putting them on hold.
Sloane isn't a yes-bot. She qualifies every caller against your community's actual fit — budget, care level, medical equipment — and politely refers anyone who isn't a match to local facilities that can help them. Which is why those facilities start sending you referrals back. Watch her do all five in one sitting.
5 Scenarios. 0 Scripts. 0 Retakes.
Watch Sloane reject a Medi-Cal caller, decline a ventilator patient, survive a mid-sentence interruption, handle an emotional pivot from a guilt-ridden son, and disarm a hostile CFO — all in real time.
How Much Revenue Is Walking Out the Door Right Now?
Enter your community details below. The math is conservative by design.
Enter your number to see exactly how much revenue is walking out the door.
Industry benchmark: 37–50% (Invoca; Further, 2024)
Luxury private-pay average — adjust for your community
Industry average (AHCA/NCAL, 2025) — adjust for your community
Estimated resident LTV
$238,000
monthly rate × length of stay
Tours Sloane Would Book
— tours/year
currently going to voicemail
At the 40% industry miss rate
Annual Revenue at Stake
$0
per year, left on the table
Enter your community size above to calculate
Conservative assumptions: 25% of missed calls are serious inquiries · 60% in-call booking rate · 30% tour-to-move-in (AHCA/NCAL; Invoca; Further, 2024)
75%
of families go with the first community they speak with
3.5×
higher move-in rate when tour booked in-call
46%
of follow-up calls hit voicemail before you reach them
Sources: Creating Results (senior living consumer research) · Caring.com (n=1,181, 2015) · Bild & Co. 2024 Senior Living Sales Analysis
The Stop the Shop™ Advantage
When a family calls three communities in a row — which is typical — and only Sloane answers, you book the tour before the other two communities even know the family exists.
They'll call back the community that showed up. That's yours.
75% of senior living families choose the first community they spoke with meaningfully. Sloane makes sure that community is always you.
Watch the demo video for 1:30 to unlock the calculator.
Or click 'I've seen enough' below the video to skip ahead.
Scroll to Step 1 →Call Sloane. Hear the Difference Yourself.
(949) 779-6255
Clicking will launch your device's dialer to connect with our AI assistant.
Your Scenario
You're the adult child of an 82-year-old parent who recently had a fall. Your family has decided it's time for a luxury senior living community. You've heard about a place called The Marisol in Newport Beach and want to learn more.
Ask about pricing · memory care · availability · what's included
No scripts. No hold music. Sloane will answer in one ring, walk you through The Marisol, and try to book you for a tour before you hang up. That's the whole point.
Call Again — Push Her
One call gives you a taste. Two or three gives you confidence. Try at least one of these:
Disqualifier Test
Call back and ask if The Marisol takes Medicare. Sloane should warmly disqualify the fit and offer to refer you to communities that do — without making you feel rejected.
Knowledge Boundary Test
Ask whether they handle late-stage Alzheimer's. Sloane isn't briefed on every clinical detail — watch how she handles the edge of her knowledge and whether she connects you to the admissions director rather than guessing.
Try a Different Scenario
Call as someone else entirely — a hospital social worker pushing for urgent discharge placement, or a spouse navigating a partner's cognitive decline. The full backstory primer has three ready-made characters with motivations and emotional context built in.
Open Backstory Primer →Enter your community details in the calculator above to unlock this step.
Run the numbers first — then call Sloane and hear it in action.
Scroll to Step 2 →One Flat Rate. No Per-Minute Fees. No Surprises.
Showing pricing for a 0-residence community. Adjust in calculator ↑
Boutique
1–35 residences
Founding Partner pricing — locked for the life of your subscription
Step 4 unlocks at 3:45 — right after Sloane closes the tour booking.
(So you've seen her do the whole job before you see what she costs.)
Scroll to Step 1 →Founding Partner Pricing — Locked for Life
First 5 communities save 30% off retail forever.
14-day tour-or-money-back guarantee · No demo calls · No meetings · Self-serve from start to finish.
Have a specific question? Ask Ed.
Most questions about Sloane are answered by either watching her work or calling her yourself. If you've done both and still have one specific question, ask Ed. He'll either answer it in writing or schedule a quick 15-minute call — whichever solves it faster.
Step 4 unlocks at 3:45 — right after Sloane closes the tour booking.
(So you've seen her do the whole job before you see what she costs.)
Scroll to Step 1 →
I Built Sloane Because I Watched Communities Lose Families They Never Knew They Had.
I've spent years working inside the senior living industry. The people in admissions are dedicated, caring, and completely overwhelmed. They're managing tours, paperwork, family follow-up, and discharge planning — all at once. And in the middle of all of that, the phone rings.
Sometimes they can't answer. That's not a failure. That's a math problem.
The family on the other end isn't calling to leave a voicemail. They're scared. Their parent fell. The doctor said something that changed everything. They're calling five communities in an hour, and the first one that answers with empathy and competence gets the tour. The tour becomes the move-in.
I built Sloane to solve this specific problem — not with a chatbot, not with a call center in another country, but with an AI admissions agent who sounds like your best hire, answers every call in two rings, and has one job: turn every answered call into a booked tour.
If you're reading this, you're probably not the kind of community that needs to be convinced that missing calls costs you residents. You already know. I built Sloane for you.
Ed Shows Up Every Week. So Can You.
Every week, Ed Brancheau hosts a live open session for Elevyr customers. There's no hard stop. He goes until the group is done.
Bring whatever's on your mind — what Sloane nailed, what she missed, a strategy question, a support issue you need resolved, or something you heard about AI that you want to understand better. All of it is fair game.
Ed takes the product feedback directly into split testing and refinement. Every improvement rolls out to everyone. You're not just getting support — you're helping shape the platform your competitors will eventually pay full price to use.
Most customers find they need the session less and less as Sloane proves herself. But it's there every week regardless. No ticket. No queue. Just Ed.
- Live weekly session hosted personally by Ed Brancheau
- Sloane feedback goes directly into split testing and improvements
- AI strategy, training, and what’s coming next — all covered
- Support questions addressed live — no ticket system, no wait
Every Tuesday
10:00am PT · 1:00pm ET
Open to Community plan and above. Show up when you need to. Skip when you don't. The session runs until the group is done.
Community, Campus & Portfolio plans · No extra charge
The Tour Guarantee.
If Sloane doesn't book at least one tour with a qualified lead within 14 days of go-live, we refund 100% of your setup fee — even if you keep Sloane running. No questions. No hoops.